Why is compassion such a dick? I know that might be an unpopular opinion, but seriously, compassion can be a ginormous dick. A dick in the way that girl who isn’t really in the group but sometimes makes it out for margaritas can be a dick. When your work bestie is venting about her man and she tries to “play devil’s advocate” and see it from his side. Fucking no, that’s not the point of margaritas with the girls. Stop being a dick. Compassion does that shit sometimes. You just want to vent and cry and feel frustrated. Compassion comes in all soft and gentle, ‘why not put yourself in his shoes?’ Maybe you’re the one being kind of a dick… Motherfucker.
Bored to Death 